IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac Daddy of style when you peep these Call Me Tarmac Daddy black shades with amber reflective lenses, inspired by our fan fave OGs, Whiskey Shots With Satan. (Frequent flier miles not included.)
If you want to avoid pissing off the flight attendant, don't tell them "Call Me Tarmac Daddy," when they ask you if you'd like a complimentary bevvy.
Let's get real, only Carl the Flamingo can get away with that. Keep those bevvies flowin' and channel the Tarmac Daddy of style with these Call Me Tarmac Daddy Shades instead.
(And remember, put your own shades on before assisting others in putting on their shades.)
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
- *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
- 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.