What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.)
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES: Black lenses to hide the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in normal to bright light conditions.
- 5. NO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.