Goodr Sunglasses Ninja Kick The Damn Rabbit

BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those looking for more coverage.

Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel, the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race!

Specs

• 1. NO SLIP: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
• 2. NO BOUNCE: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
• 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• 4. NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES: Black lenses to hide the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in normal to bright light conditions.
• 5. NO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.