Goodr Sunglasses Pscyhotropical Psolar Pshades

WARNING!!! Psychotropical Psolar Pshades could cause side effects: ego death, naked emotions, incoherent muttering, 10 years of therapy in four hours, supreme gratitude for existence, dubious epiphanies, urges to dress like a steampunk Viking fairy and party in the desert; desires to puke in a bucket and gasp "Thank you, mother," ending sentences with "maaaaan," gawking at something inane, getting lost in a Porta Potti, and dressing like a totally different person for two weeks...then awkwardly reverting back to normal.

Specs

• 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• 4. NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).