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Goodr Sunglasses The Future is Void

Sale price$50.00

New shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.

THE FUTURE IS VOID.

What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.

Specs

  • 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  • 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • 4. EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE: Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*

*No batteries required.


    Goodr Sunglasses The Future is Void
    Goodr Sunglasses The Future is Void Sale price$50.00